Quote from Niles in The Love You Fake
Niles: Hello, all. It's called a Segway. My friend Raul at the university is doing an experiment on the psychological effects of technology, and he asked me to ride it around. Martin: Well, how do you like it? Niles: Oh, walking is but a distant memory. Better yet, I can redirect the unused energy to other pursuits such as playing Squash or lovemaking.