Quote from Niles in The Fight Before Christmas
Niles: You're right. We'll talk about it later. Mel: No, we'll talk about it now. Just put on your party face. Mel: Don't embarrass me. As if I could be further embarrassed after you lied to me. Niles: I can explain. Mel: No, no, no, you don't need to. When a man lies about where he's been, it's not hard to guess the reason. So what's the little whore's name?