Niles Quote #1427
Quote from Niles in The Fight Before Christmas
Niles: You're right. We'll talk about it later.
Mel: No, we'll talk about it now. Just put on your party face.
Mel: Don't embarrass me. As if I could be further embarrassed after you lied to me.
Niles: I can explain.
Mel: No, no, no, you don't need to. When a man lies about where he's been, it's not hard to guess the reason. So what's the little whore's name?
Frasier Quotes
‘The Fight Before Christmas’ Quotes
Quote from Niles
Mel: You were with Maris last night?
Niles: Well.
Mel: How dare you?
Niles: Anything else in the box, Pandora?
Quote from Niles
Niles: Unfortunately, I have to see Maris tonight.
Martin: Maris? What the hell do you have to see her for?
Niles: Sadly, to pay my condolences. It seems our old gardener has passed away unexpectedly.
Frasier: Oh, not Yoshi. Gosh, that's too bad.
Niles: He had a heart attack when he was out trimming Maris's elaborate hedge maze. The paramedics never had a chance.
Quote from Frasier
Mel: Hello.
Frasier: Well, gosh, I never expected to see you here.
Mel: Oh, well, I was one of the doctors on "Health Chat" during cosmetic surgery week. I did a segment on breast augmentation.
Frasier: Oh, how uplifting. [Frasier laughs, Mel doesn't]