Frasier: Well, Morrie, if you're not cheating on your wife, and she still suspects you, then we're obviously dealing with a trust issue.
Morrie: "More like a crazy issue. And I know where she gets it, from her mother, who, by the way, came for Thanksgiving and still hasn't left. Happy New Year!"
Frasier: Perhaps we should tackle these issues one at a time.
Morrie: "[knock on door] I'm in the bathroom, Celeste. A little privacy? See how she gets?"
Frasier: Well, perhaps what is needed here is-
Celeste: "[phone click] You think I don't know who you're talking to in there, huh, Morrie? It's your little whore, isn't it? Hello, whore."
Frasier: Celeste, if I could interrupt for just a moment-
Celeste: "A man? It's worse than I thought."
Mother: "[phone click] Celeste?"
Celeste: "Hang up, Ma!"
Mother: "You're all on the radio. I'm listening down in the kitchen."
Morrie: "How about washing a dish or two while you're down there?"
Britney: "I cannot stand this yelling! I'm running away from home."
Morrie: "Oh, hang up the phone, Britney, you're going nowhere."
Frasier: And neither is this conversation.