Martin: Boy, the floors around here are so slippery.
Niles: Yes, I, I just had them polished.
Martin: Well, I wish you would have told me, Eddie just slid into a wall and chipped a tooth. Now he whistles when he breathes.
Niles: Well, Dad, I can assure you there will be no slipping in here. Look, a brand new safety rail installed just for you. And, as requested, traction decals.
Martin: [leaning over the tub] Oh, I don't need to worry about falling in... [The rail collapses under the pressure of his hand.]
Niles: Oh, Dad, are you OK?
Martin: Wow, yeah. It's a good thing I wasn't in the shower, I could have cracked my head open.
Niles: Guess I'm not much of a handyman, am I?
Martin: You put this thing up yourself?
Niles: Yes, my contractor was out of town. Don't worry, you can use my bathroom to shower. Just let me know when you do. The plumbing's a bit temperamental and if I were to run the dishwasher, you might be horribly scalded.
Martin: You know, I took an extra long shower yesterday. You know, that oughta hold me.