Niles: As you know, ever since I moved into the Montana I've been angling to meet our most famous tenant: Esme Bing, the Walnut Queen. Well, I finally cornered her in the ornamental garden, by the wishing well, and I felt very pleased with myself. That is, until the Walnut Queen invited me to a ball. Now I have a problem.
Frasier: Yes, your life has become an operetta.
Niles: No. It's a charity ball. And when I say invited, I mean she let me buy a table for ten at five thousand dollars. I have until Sunday to sell eight five hundred dollar tickets.
Frasier: Say no more. It's a bit steep, but if it's for charity...
Niles: Thank you, Frasier. It is a very worthy cause.
Frasier: Well, who should I make this out to?
Niles: The Esmeralda Bing International ... Doll Museum.
Frasier: You do have a problem.
Niles: I thought you prided yourself on supporting the arts.
Frasier: The arts, Niles. Not the crafts!