Frasier Quote #1246
Quote from Frasier in Roz's Turn
Niles: As you know, ever since I moved into the Montana I've been angling to meet our most famous tenant: Esme Bing, the Walnut Queen. Well, I finally cornered her in the ornamental garden, by the wishing well, and I felt very pleased with myself. That is, until the Walnut Queen invited me to a ball. Now I have a problem.
Frasier: Yes, your life has become an operetta.
Niles: No. It's a charity ball. And when I say invited, I mean she let me buy a table for ten at five thousand dollars. I have until Sunday to sell eight five hundred dollar tickets.
Frasier: Say no more. It's a bit steep, but if it's for charity...
Niles: Thank you, Frasier. It is a very worthy cause.
Frasier: Well, who should I make this out to?
Niles: The Esmeralda Bing International ... Doll Museum.
Frasier: You do have a problem.
Niles: I thought you prided yourself on supporting the arts.
Frasier: The arts, Niles. Not the crafts!
Frasier Quotes
‘Roz's Turn’ Quotes
Quote from Bebe
Roz: You are amazing!
Frasier: Is there nothing you won't stoop to?
Bebe: I had no idea who I was speaking to! [to Vera:] How dare you impersonate my niece! I've had enough of your cruel jokes. You're fired, mother!
Quote from Frasier
Bebe: How about you, you want an agent?
Frasier: Oh pu-leeze!
Roz: You mean it?
Frasier: Roz!
Roz: I've never had an agent. It's not like she worships the Devil.
Frasier: Well, she doesn't have to! He worships her!
Quote from Roz
Frasier: Listen, there's something I need to confess to you. Now, as much as I hoped that you would get the job, there was a very small part of me - and a very selfish part - that hoped you wouldn't.
Roz: Oh, that's not bad. That's really kinda sweet.
Frasier: Oh, I'm glad you feel that way. Because I happened to mention those feelings to Bebe.
Roz: Bebe? You told Bebe?
Frasier: Just in passing.
Roz: Oh, great. She torpedoed me, didn't she?
Frasier: Yes. She told Doug that I'd quit if you got the job.
Roz: I don't believe this.
Frasier: Well, I'm glad to see that you're as mad at her as I am.
Roz: I'm mad at you!
Frasier: Me?
Roz: How could you have done that?
Frasier: Well, it was just an offhand remark, how was I to know how she'd react?
Roz: She's Bebe! If you had said you liked my eyes, they would have been on your desk tomorrow in a Tiffany box.