Frasier: Well, as we head into our second hour, I'd like to lighten things up a bit. Although, Ned, we were certainly glad to hear from you, and how you got mugged on your way home from the soup kitchen. Roz, who's next?
Roz: We have Don on line five, he wants to tell us about the time he was filled with the Christmas spirit.
Frasier: It's about time. Hello, Don.
Don: "Hello, Dr. Crane. Something happened to me yesterday that kind of sums up why we call this the season of giving."
Frasier: Well then, swaddle me in Christmas cheer.
Don: "Okay. Well, you see, I was driving home from the gym, and I suddenly realized I had left my favorite old pair of sneakers on the roof of the car. So, I look back and there's this homeless guy, and he'd already picked them up, and he's putting 'em on. So I just thought, what the hell, and kept on driving."
Frasier: So your experience of the Christmas spirit would be that you didn't slam the car into reverse, speed back there, and rip a pair of smelly old sneakers out of a homeless man's hand? Well, Roz, this is special, I think we've got Santa Claus himself on the line!