Daphne: You know, when I was younger I dreamed of being a ballerina myself.
Niles: So did Maris. But the poor thing could never get her weight up enough.

Frasier: Hold it! What's that?
Madeline: What's what?
Frasier: Lilith is making love in there!
Madeline: I don't hear a thing.
Frasier: Exactly!

Frasier: Well, if you love him, I am happy for you.
Lilith: I do. Brian has been a dutiful suitor for some time, and I'm convinced to within an acceptable margin of error that he loves me.

Niles: Lilith, what a pleasant surprise. Well, how was Bora Bora? I've never seen you looking quite so tan.
Daphne: My God, what does she look like in winter?

Niles: Frasier, will you relax?
Frasier: I can't. It's my last chance with Madeline. Serves me right, too, after the way I behaved in Bora Bora.
Niles: You're being too hard on yourself. It was just bad luck. How were you to know that Lilith had arrived on the island?
Martin: Aside from the seas starting to churn and all the birds taking flight from the trees.

Frasier: [up against the wall] Oh yeah. Oh, it's never been like this before. Never! [puts his ear to the wall] Nothing. Damn her! She can give as good as she gets! [starts jumping up and down on the bed] Oh yeah, oh yeah! Oh, oh, mama! Oh God, you are so hot! I am burning up! Oh, that's it, that's it! Yes! Yes! Oh, my God, yes! Keep it up, baby! Oh, you're killing me!
[Lilith and Brian appear in the doorway. Madeline emerges from the bathroom in a towel.]
Frasier: Oh, God, you're an animal. Yes! Yes! [Frasier stops when he sees Madeline, Lilith and Brian]
Madeline: Well, obviously you don't need me!

Frasier: Put down that mango, my dear. It's time you tasted the forbidden fruit. [Lilith turns around] Yargh! Lilith!
What are you doing here?!
Lilith: I have something urgent to discuss.
Frasier: What have you done with Madeline?
Lilith: She was surprised to see me and she left. I hope you're not angry with me.
Frasier: Angry? What do I have to be angry about? Just because every time I carve out the tiniest little slice of happiness for myself you come along and obliterate it? My God, woman, I'd drive a stake through your heart, but I don't think anything could kill you!

Lilith: Uh, Brian is a seismologist at M.I.T.
Frasier: Oh well, that's perfect. Brian being a seismologist, and you having so many faults.

Niles: That's why I couldn't help myself at the ballet fundraiser when they auctioned off this walk-on part. It was
the perfect gift for my Maris!
Martin: So Maris is gonna be a ballerina?
Niles: No. It's non-dancing, but it is a key role, Dad. She plays Ulrich, the hunchbacked drawbridge operator.
Martin: I hope we can pick her out.

Madeline: When I come back, I'll make you forget you were ever married to Lilith.
Frasier: That's never happened before without a prescription.