Roz: Oh, I almost forgot. This bill came for you from your hotel in Bora Bora.
Frasier: Well, it's not too bad. I guess they had to charge me for the whole week.
Roz: No, that's for the bed you trashed.
Frasier: Twenty-five hundred dollars for bamboo?!

Roz: So, Vic, uh, what's this trouble you're having with women?
Vic: "I don't know. You know, I have a good job, I think I have a good personality. 'Course, I made more money when I was modeling, but I'm doing okay at the law firm."
Roz: [seductively] Tell me more.

Niles: Just wonderful, when's the happy occasion?
Lilith: Tomorrow, in Las Vegas.
Niles: [laughs] Oh, Lilith, how delightfully kitschy! It's your second marriage, so you've decided to poke fun at the
institution by getting married in the tackiest place you could possible choose.
Lilith: Brian's family lives in Las Vegas.
Niles: Well, isn't that convenient? You'll have someone to show you the museums.

Frasier: Oh God, I just had the most frightening dream. Thank God I'm here with you.
Niles: Frasier, we have all week to analyze your dream. Right now, there's a huge bug in the shower!

Madeline: Would you just concentrate on me, please?!
Frasier: Oh, you're right, you're right. It's not like it was back in college, when that sort of thing was going on in the
next room and I was left all alone with nothing but my dreams and my Henry Miller collection.

Frasier: You know, there's something else we never got around to in Bora Bora...
Madeline: Well, you got around to it. I just watched.
Frasier: Well, how about a little audience participation this time?

Frasier: I suppose I'll try to smooth things over with Madeline.
Lilith: Try very hard, Frasier. She seems worth it.
Frasier: Well, she'll need convincing. You know, I guess I could ask her back to Bora Bora with me, try again. You know, I'll lay on the whole package this time. I'll buy the airplane tickets first, pay for the hotel, get a limo,
champagne and caviar, the whole nine yards. With any luck I'll sweep her off her feet and into my bed... I do own it, you know.

Lilith: You're really happy for me?
Frasier: Well, yes, of course. You'll understand, though, if I don't jump up and down and yell "Yippee!"
Lilith: Yes, I've already seen that.

[As Frasier and Madeline kiss on the couch, Eddie jumps up and joins them]
Madeline: Well, what's your name, little fella?
Frasier: You promise you won't laugh?
[Madeline gives Frasier a bewildered look and points towards Eddie]
Frasier: The dog. His name is Eddie.

[Madeline opens the door. Lilith is standing there]
Madeline: Oh God!
Lilith: It's nice to see you too. Is Frasier here?
Madeline: Don't you live in Boston?!
Lilith: I'm here on a layover. And judging by Frasier's trademark mangoes on a stick, so are you. If you'd like, I can come back in ten minutes.