Frasier: Hi, Lana, it's Frasier. Yeah, listen, I was hoping I could uh, maybe switch times with Kirby tomorrow. Say, move it up to four o'clock, just after school? Great, great, good. Well, Claire and I have plans. Yeah, I guess we are hitting it off. [laughs] She said what about me? You're joking! Oh, you are joking. What did she say about me? Really? Well, I guess it just proves she's a sucker for sophistication, taste and, dare I say it, old world charm.
Man: Hey, buddy, if the cops come back around, can I stash something in your bag?
Frasier: I'll have to call you back.

Frasier: All right, Kirby, I'm going to make you an offer. If you will agree to knuckle down and study, I will treat you to a sumptuous meal at Les Habitants. How does that sound?
Kirby: You and me at a fancy French restaurant?
Frasier: That's right.
Kirby: Kinda gay.