Niles: Daphne, might this have something to do with your mother living with us?
Daphne: Well, I've always thought in the back of my head that we'd start a family after she left.
Niles: But that doesn't have to stop us from getting pregnant. And once we are, we've got nine months to get her out of the house.
Daphne: Are you kidding? If she found out there's a grandchild on the way, she'd never leave. And I don't think I could take Mum and morning sickness at the same time.

Kenny: I think now would be a good time if anyone wants to stand up and say a few words to Roz. I know I'll miss her, which is why I'm proud to present her with this picture of the two of us at the last company picnic. Won't that baby look nice in a frame? Enjoy.

Frasier: I don't think I'll ever grow accustomed to seeing somebody else in your booth. And certainly no one else can ever take your place in our hearts. And while we welcome new friends, we are sad to say good-bye to old ones. Good luck, Roz.

Kenny: Speech!
Roz: Thanks you guys. I just love you all for doing this for me. We really are like a family, aren't we? You know, this job at KPXY is a really great, great opportunity. But it'll never be like this. Which is why I'm changing my mind. I can't leave KACL, I'm staying!
Kenny: Really?! How about that?

Daphne: We're not asking her, Niles. We're telling her.
Niles: I know. I know.
Daphne: You have to be firm.
Niles: Yes.
Daphne: This is a woman who came for a week and stayed for a year and a half.
Niles: Yes, I know, I just think that--
Daphne: It's not like she's got no place to go. She's got seven other children.
Niles: I know.
Daphne: Plus a home and friends in England.
Niles: Many friends, yes. I just- I- I just don't know how to break it to her.

Julia: I just talked to that waitress over at Nervosa. The one that answered Frasier's phone? She gave you up immediately.
Roz: Relax? It was just a joke.
Julia: Okay. So what's going on? Do you have some sort of problem with me seeing Frasier?
Roz: Well, as long as you're asking, I think you're all wrong for him.
Julia: That's not your call.
Roz: I think I know Frasier a little better than you.

Roz: He deserves someone better. Someone who'll appreciate him.
Julia: Oh, really?
Roz: Yeah. Frasier's a good guy. He's smart and sweet and way too good for you. Why don't you just leave? Nobody here likes you anyway.
Julia: Frasier seems to.
Roz: Well, he's an idiot.

Julia: Are you trying to save Frasier from me or are you trying to save him for yourself?
Roz: Are you out of your mind?
Julia: Are you in love with him?
Roz: Go to hell, Julia.
Julia: That would explain why you turned down that great job.
Roz: That is not true.

Gertrude: Well, I guess this is goodbye. Um, I just want you to know, I love you both very much, and I'm, you know, looking forward to standing on my own two feet again. [Daphne and Niles nod, but don't say anything] Uh, thank you for the ticket and the luggage and the clothes and the spending money. [gasping] I'm sorry. This is just so sad.
Niles: Gertrude, are you sure you're okay-
Daphne: [flatly] Good-bye, Mum, have a nice trip. Say hello to everyone in Manchester for me.
Gertrude: Right, then. [She kisses Daphne on the cheek.] Good-bye, Niles. [She hugs him.] I know you'll be a wonderful father to my grandchild. I hope you'll find time to send me a picture.
Niles: Can't we all just talk-
Daphne: We have your address.
Gertrude: I'm off.

Roz: Is Frasier here? I really need to talk to him.
Martin: No, he went out for dinner.
Roz: Oh, let me guess, Julia.
Martin: Wow. Not a fan, huh?
Roz: I can't stand her actually.
Martin: Really? Well, I just met her this evening, but she seemed nice to me.
Roz: Well, that's because she's got you snowed. She's a mean, snooty tight-ass who thinks she's better than everybody else, and Frasier's making a giant mistake and somebody's got to do something about it.