Ray Quote #1379
Quote from Ray in Talk to Your Daughter
Marie: Ally's too young to be worrying about this.
Debra: No, I'm proud of her. I love it that she's such an independent thinker.
Ray: If she's so independent, why can't she figure this out herself?
Debra: Ray, listen, just get up there and tell her that God put us on Earth to help each other. It's simple, it's direct, it's a good way for her to live her life.
Ray: What are you talking about? That doesn't answer anything. What, are you telling me that God said, "Hmm, Earth, let's see. What should I put there? Hmm?"
Robert: That's your God?
Ray: Yeah.
Robert: No way! It's got to be deeper. And cool. "Hello, I'm God."
Marie: Keep going, Raymond. I think you're a wonderful God.
Ray: Thank you. So what did God say? "I'm going to put some humans on Earth so they can help each other. Or, I could just skip humans altogether and go hit a bucket of balls."
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Quote from Frank
Debra: Will you please stop? It turns out Ally doesn't want to know how we get here, she wants to know why we're here, why God put us on Earth. And she's waiting for Ray to answer her.
Frank: What's wrong with you? It's simple.
Ray: Oh, okay. Yeah. We're gonna learn the meaning of life from a guy who once threw his shoe at a swan.
Frank: That's called protecting your sandwich. Listen to me. Here's what life is: you're born, you go to school, you go to work, you die. That's it. That's all. Cannoli, Marie!
Quote from Debra
Ray: What, you want me to have the sex talk with her?
Debra: Yeah, right.
Ray: What, you don't think I can do it? I'll have the sex talk with her.
Debra: You know what, Ray? You can be there, and I'll explain it to the both of you.
Quote from Robert
Robert: You ever think about space? What is it? Is it really endless? I mean, if you had a spaceship, could you go flying and flying forever?
Frank: Why don't you give it a shot?
Robert: No! I'm not kidding around here. How can space go on forever, and if it doesn't, then what's at the end, huh?
Marie: Stop it, Robbie, you'll give yourself a tummy ache.
Robert: What about the beginning of time? What was there before that, before time? Nothing? I mean, what is nothing? How could there be nothing? This doesn't bother anybody else?!