Ray Quote #496
Quote from Ray in The Wedding: Part 1
[flashback:]
Debra: Okay, look at this. These bridesmaids's dresses. Do you like this color?
Ray: Yeah. They're great if they're going to jog to church at night, I guess.
Debra: Ha ha. Come on, this is important.
Ray: So this is all about the wedding.
Debra: Of course it's about the wedding.
Ray: Wait a minute. Wait a second. What if I told you, forget about all this? Would you still wanna marry me if we couldn't have a big wedding?
Debra: I don't need a big wedding. That's fine.
Ray: Wait, what about what your sister had?
Debra: God, that was way too much. I wouldn't want that anyway.
Ray: So, you're not just excited now about a big wedding? You'd marry me even if we had a small wedding?
Debra: Listen, if you want a small wedding, we'll have a small wedding, okay?
Ray: You're good with a small wedding?
Debra: Of course.
Ray: And I'm still honey?
Debra: Yes, you are.
Everybody Loves Raymond Quotes
‘The Wedding: Part 1’ Quotes
Quote from Ray
[flashback:]
Ray: What if she wanted to say no?
Robert: What do you mean?
Ray: She was in front of the whole family. She had to say yes.
Robert: Come on.
Ray: Plus, I put it in the paper. Oh, no, why did I do that? She couldn't say no. Oh, my God. I am a jackass.
Robert: I think you're supposed to put the accent on the "jack."
Ray: Oh, God, what did I do? I'm like one of those losers at the ball game that rents a blimp. "Oh, marry me, Hilda." Yeah. Hilda can't say no. They'll throw beer on her.
Quote from Frank
[flashback:]
Ray: Dad, please, give it to me.
Frank: "As a boy, sports was the only way I could connect with my father. The first game he took me to was at Yankee Stadium when I was eight. Bobby Murcer homered in the ninth to win it. I thought nothing could be more thrilling. Then on the ride home, my father talked to me. He listened. He shared his passion for sports with me. I love sports for many reasons now, but I have to say that what drew me to the games as a young boy was the ride home." What, are you saying I didn't talk to you? What is this? ls that what you're saying?
Ray: All right, Dad. That's not what I'm saying. Now, please, don't read any more.
Quote from Debra
[flashback:]
Ray: Why don't we just sit? I'll sit over here. And we'll just... You know what we'll do? We'll eat some carrot sticks and we'll talk.
Debra: Ray, I told you, I'm not having sex on your mom's plastic couch.
Ray: But I don't want- No, I don't want sex, all right? I want a carrot, that's all.
Debra: Okay, we'll go to your room. Come on.