Robert Quote #771
Quote from Robert in A Date for Peter
Robert: I got it. Nobody move. It's going swimmingly. [opens door] Agh!
Stefania: Hello, Roberto.
Robert: [high-pitched] Stefania.
Debra: Stefania?
Robert: Well, what are you doing here?
Stefania: Is tonight not the party?
Robert: No. No, it is. It's just you're Stefania.
Amy: Don't be rude, Robert. I invited her.
Robert: But why her?
Amy: Well, why not her? She's nice and single.
Robert: But she's my Stefania. I mean... I mean, she's my ex-Stefania. No. No, I mean you're my Stefania now. Baby. I need a drink.
Everybody Loves Raymond Quotes
‘A Date for Peter’ Quotes
Quote from Hank
Pat: We got to see Peter's apartment for the first time.
Debra: How's Peter doing?
Hank: He's doing great. [Pat sobs]
Amy: Mom, what's wrong?
Pat: I'm sorry. It's just that Peter's really not doing great.
Debra: What's the matter?
Hank: Mother's concerned because Peter is an unkempt layabout who constantly disappoints us, that's all.
Quote from Peter
Debra: You are ruining this for Peter!
Peggy: Okay, that's it. I'm just gonna go.
Peter: No, Peggy, don't go yet.
Peggy: You know what? Listen, it was really nice to meet you, but I came here for a drink, not an arranged marriage. But you have all been lovely. Good night.
Peter: Peggy, wait. Don't go yet. Peggy, I'm not like these people. They're freaks.
Quote from Debra
Debra: What is wrong with you? You are ruining this for Peter.
Ray: I am not. You don't care about Peter. You just want her here so she can torture me, because "She's a strong lady who doesn't take any crap."
Debra: No, wait, wait, wait, wait. You know what? What is wrong with that? In fact, I would love it if Peggy and Peter got married, 'cause I could use another strong woman around here.
Ray: Oh, I get it now. This is not about me. You want another soldier in the fight against your enemy.
Marie: Who's that?