Ray Quote #1729
Quote from Ray in The Surprise Party
Lois: I'm so glad you wanted to meet. This gives me the perfect opportunity to show you the exact kind of thing we're doing for the party. Isn't this wonderful?
Ray: Hmm, sure.
Waiter #1: Nice to see you again, ma'am.
Lois: Oh, hello, Mark. We'll have tea and scones and cucumber and watercress sandwiches. Sound good?
Ray: All my favorites.
Waiter #2: Tea, ma'am?
Lois: Oh, thank you.
Waiter #2: Tea?
Ray: Mm. I'm looking for something in a Lipton.
Waiter #2: Uh, I'm sorry, sir.
Ray: Uh all right, I'll try the "shamomiley."
Everybody Loves Raymond Quotes
‘The Surprise Party’ Quotes
Quote from Frank
Frank: I can't believe you're having a Chinese party after what those people did to me in Korea.
Ray: I think everybody's over that, Dad.
Frank: Not me. I spent a week in a foxhole in the pouring rain.
Ray: All right, Dad.
Frank: I still have toenail fungus.
Marie: Frank, that's not party talk.
Marie: Though I have to say, Raymond, this theme is so unusual. I hope people could still eat with all these dragons around.
Frank: I do it every day.
Quote from Lois
Lois: Why don't you like me, Raymond?
Ray: What? What are you talking about? I like you.
Lois: Let's be honest. You are so uncomfortable around me. You never say more than two words. And it seems whenever we are together, you'll do just about anything to get away from me. I mean, what am I supposed to think? You- You don't like me, you don't like my ideas. I just wish it were different between us.
Quote from Debra
Debra: Oh my God. What is all of this?
Lois: Happy birthday, Debra!
Debra: Oh my God. What did you do? Is this like a surprise party?
Ray: Happy birthday!
Debra: Look at this place! Oh, it's like a... A Chinese banquet or something! Oh my God! This is so amazing! Oh, thank you! [hugs Ray] Thank you so much! I can't believe you did this! And Amy! I should have known when you invited me to a museum on my birthday! That's why you didn't want to go out to eat after!
Amy: I didn't really have a stomachache!
Debra: Well... Well, hi, guys! Oh, this is so incredible! You guys are too much! And, oh, and my mom is here! Hi, Mom! [hugs Lois] You all got me! You got me good! And who thought of Chinese? Do you know that I love Chinese?
Frank: [faux enthusiasm] You do?!
Debra: I really do! Oh, Ray! How did you know?
Ray: Yeah, I don't know.
Debra: No, really, how did you know that I love Chinese?
Ray: All right, take it easy.
Debra: No, really, how did you know that I love Chi- [Debra's face drops as Ray whispers in her ear]
Marie: Happy birthday, Debra.