Ray Quote #1577
Mrs. Gorman: If you're the Angel of Death, I'm ready.
Ray: No. No. No, no. I'm not the Angel of Death.
Mrs. Gorman: Then you could use a mint.
Ray: Sorry. I'm sorry. I'm Ray. I'm helping out here today. So, I hear you like baseball.
Mrs. Gorman: What are you doing?
Ray: I'm Ray Barone. I'm a sportswriter for "New York Newsday."
Mrs. Gorman: Oh, yeah? Can you fix a radio?
Ray: What do you mean?
Mrs. Gorman: What do you think it means when somebody says they need their radio fixed?
Ray: No, I've come here to just talk to you. You know, cheer you up.
Mrs. Gorman: They finally send a man in here, and it's you.
Quote from Robert
Robert: Now, Timmy, that's a little rude. These kind people didn't come here to get insulted. [as Timmy] "Then maybe they should close their robes!"
Ray: What are you doing?
Robert: Now, Timmy, it won't do to have you talk like that while you're on duty, so let me remove your badge. "Gentle. It's nailed on. I hope the doctors here have some wood glue!"
Ray: That doesn't make sense. It's not a wood puppet.
Robert: "All right. Now I can loosen up. Hello, doll face. What's your name?"
Robert: "Well, you're a real looker. Maybe if you break your hip, I can be your splint. Ha-cha-cha-cha!" Easy, Timmy! I'm sorry.
Ray: He's not wood. He's made of plastic.
Robert: "Hey, folks, what do you think this guy's doing in the hospital, huh? Probably dropped in for an emergency nose reduction. Ladies and gentlemen, my cousin Pinocchio!"
Quote from Ray
Claudia: Hey, are you Ray Barone, the sportswriter?
Ray: Ha ha! Yeah, yeah.
Jean: And you've never seen blood before?
Ray: Sure. Just not "to go." But I'm all right though, now.
Quote from Debra
Debra: You know what? Just forget it.
Ray: Wh- You see? This is what I don't like about charities. It's all about making people feel guilty.
Debra: What? What did I do? I'm not trying to make you feel guilty. I asked you to volunteer for something. You refused. Your guilt is your own.
Ray: You know how to work it.
Debra: Look, Ray, all I'm saying is that I just really love the charities that I'm involved with. And I feel like we have a lot and I really enjoy giving something back. I mean, that's what people do.
Ray: No, they don't!
Debra: All right, you know what? I'm not gonna argue with you. If you don't want to volunteer at the hospital, you don't have to. This is between you and Him.
Ray: Oh, you are shameless! Don't- Don't bring Him into it, okay? That's not gonna work with me. Take it back!