Frank Quote #670
Quote from Frank in Grandpa Steals
Frank: Hey, kids. What, are you playing here? Hey, come on, boys, go inside. Your dad's got candy and chocolate fudgey balls for you. Go on inside. Hey, Ally, can I talk to you for a second?
Ally: Okay.
Frank: Can we, uh, sit somewhere?
[Frank sits down on the plastic table, which partially gives under his weight]
Frank: Okay, uh so, Ally, what did the Mexican fire chief name his two sons? Jose and Hose "B." That was one of your father's jokes.
Everybody Loves Raymond Quotes
‘Grandpa Steals’ Quotes
Quote from Marie
Ray: All right, look, Dad. We think you should know that Ally was kind of upset about what happened with the guy at the market.
Frank: Okay. Turn the TV back on.
Marie: Wait a second. What happened?
Frank: Aw, the jackass fruit guy accused me of stealing.
Marie: Frank, please! They're homosexuals.
Quote from Frank
Jimmy: Excuse me. No free sampling.
Frank: I'm not sampling. I've had this before.
Jimmy: Yeah, right. Well, it's not a snack bar.
Frank: Relax, pal, I just took a little.
Jimmy: Yeah, well, if everybody steals a little, the store goes a little bit out of business.
Frank: What, are you calling me a thief?
Jimmy: Only 'cause you're taking something without paying for it.
Frank: How much did I take, a nickel's worth? Here. Here's a quarter. Keep the change.
Jimmy: Don't throw money at me.
Frank: Oh, yeah? What are you gonna do?
Ray: Let's go, Dad. Sorry, I'm real sorry.
Frank: Hey, don't apologize for me. He's the one blowing a gasket over a handful of birdseed.
Jimmy: It's called stealing, cue ball!
Frank: I got hair, porky! Hey, don't turn your back on me, I'm standing right here.
Quote from Robert
Debra: Well, somebody needs to straighten him out.
Marie: No, leave him. He'll watch television, then I'll take him home, make some cannelloni, he'll burp, and he'll feel better.
Debra: You're an enabler. You're actually rewarding his horrible behavior with Italian food.
Robert: That's exactly how the mafia works.