Ray Quote #1377

Quote from Ray in Talk to Your Daughter

Ray: [sneezes]
Debra: What are you doing? You were only up there-
Ray: I got blindsided!
Debra: What? What do you mean?
Ray: Ally didn't want to talk about sex. She started asking questions about life, why did God put us here, crazy stuff like that.
Debra: Wow! So what did you say?
Ray: I told her we're here because Heaven is crowded.
Debra: You said Heaven is crowded?
Ray: I got ambushed!

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 ‘Talk to Your Daughter’ Quotes

Quote from Frank

Debra: Will you please stop? It turns out Ally doesn't want to know how we get here, she wants to know why we're here, why God put us on Earth. And she's waiting for Ray to answer her.
Frank: What's wrong with you? It's simple.
Ray: Oh, okay. Yeah. We're gonna learn the meaning of life from a guy who once threw his shoe at a swan.
Frank: That's called protecting your sandwich. Listen to me. Here's what life is: you're born, you go to school, you go to work, you die. That's it. That's all. Cannoli, Marie!

Quote from Debra

Ray: What, you want me to have the sex talk with her?
Debra: Yeah, right.
Ray: What, you don't think I can do it? I'll have the sex talk with her.
Debra: You know what, Ray? You can be there, and I'll explain it to the both of you.

Quote from Robert

Robert: You ever think about space? What is it? Is it really endless? I mean, if you had a spaceship, could you go flying and flying forever?
Frank: Why don't you give it a shot?
Robert: No! I'm not kidding around here. How can space go on forever, and if it doesn't, then what's at the end, huh?
Marie: Stop it, Robbie, you'll give yourself a tummy ache.
Robert: What about the beginning of time? What was there before that, before time? Nothing? I mean, what is nothing? How could there be nothing? This doesn't bother anybody else?!