Ray Quote #1376
Quote from Ray in Talk to Your Daughter
Ray: Okay, you really want to know why God wants us here first. That's a good question. You see, God is up in Heaven, and... Well, honey it's very crowded up there.
Ally: It is?
Ray: Yeah. Yeah. And you don't want to be in Heaven if it's crowded, right? Remember when we went to Disney World, how crowded that was? I mean, it was fun, but it was too crowded. So God, he sends us down to Earth for a little while to ease the Heavenly congestion.
Ally: What?
Ray: [sneezes] Here we go again! [sneezes] I don't want to- [sneezes] I don't want you to catch this. [sneezes] I'll be back in a minute. [sneezes]
Everybody Loves Raymond Quotes
‘Talk to Your Daughter’ Quotes
Quote from Frank
Debra: Will you please stop? It turns out Ally doesn't want to know how we get here, she wants to know why we're here, why God put us on Earth. And she's waiting for Ray to answer her.
Frank: What's wrong with you? It's simple.
Ray: Oh, okay. Yeah. We're gonna learn the meaning of life from a guy who once threw his shoe at a swan.
Frank: That's called protecting your sandwich. Listen to me. Here's what life is: you're born, you go to school, you go to work, you die. That's it. That's all. Cannoli, Marie!
Quote from Debra
Ray: What, you want me to have the sex talk with her?
Debra: Yeah, right.
Ray: What, you don't think I can do it? I'll have the sex talk with her.
Debra: You know what, Ray? You can be there, and I'll explain it to the both of you.
Quote from Robert
Robert: You ever think about space? What is it? Is it really endless? I mean, if you had a spaceship, could you go flying and flying forever?
Frank: Why don't you give it a shot?
Robert: No! I'm not kidding around here. How can space go on forever, and if it doesn't, then what's at the end, huh?
Marie: Stop it, Robbie, you'll give yourself a tummy ache.
Robert: What about the beginning of time? What was there before that, before time? Nothing? I mean, what is nothing? How could there be nothing? This doesn't bother anybody else?!