Robert Quote #492
Robert: All right, so let me get this straight it's okay to poke fun at Mom and Dad, but you guys are strictly off-limits?
Ray: No, no... No.
Debra: I mean, come on, Robert! There is a huge difference here! We had to think up what we were gonna say. They were so ready with their attack!
Ray: Yeah, it's like you practice it in your basement.
Robert: You know, I think what we're seeing here is that humor, while so often a tonic, can be a poison to those unprepared to take it.
Frank & Marie: Ah.
Ray: Yeah, great. Why don't you ba-doo-dee-do outta here?
Robert: Okay well, see, a line like that just rolls off my back, whereas if I call you a name like "Nosey Nosenstein"... You get your big honker all out of whack! Beep! Beep!
Everybody Loves Raymond Quotes
‘The Skit’ Quotes
Quote from Ray
Debra: "Oh my God, look what they leave lying around! The 'Sports Illustrated' Swimsuit Issue!"
Ray: "Holy crap! Gimme that!"
Debra: "Frank, you know that's not what real women look like."
Ray: "No kidding."
Debra: "And just what magazine are you in, Frank? 'Bald and Gassy?'"
Ray: "Hey, my problem is, I got a lifetime subscription to you!"
Debra: "And I can cancel it at any time!"
Quote from Ray
Ray: And finally this is how Lee and Stan might visit someone's home. "Ding-dong! Hello! Thank you for inviting us."
Debra: "Oh, Stan, isn't this a lovely house?"
Ray: "It certainly is, and you are lovely too, Lee."
Debra: "Oh, thank you, Stan. I love you."
Ray: "And I love you, Lee." Now, let's take a look at how Frank and Marie might visit someone's home, shall we?
Debra: "Do you think Raymond is home?"
Ray: "Let's find out."
Both: "Ba-boom!" [mime kicking the door down]
Quote from Debra
Debra: Hey, you know what? That's what you should do, stuff about your parents.
Ray: What? It's Lee and Stan's thing.
Debra: I know, but you could do like a marriage comparison. You know, where Lee and Stan are a classic, successful marriage, and your parents are less classical.
Ray: That's true. I would love to be able to bring up the time they drove a car through the living room wall.
Debra: Yeah, as opposed to Lee and Stan, who prefer to ring the doorbell. [both laugh]
Ray: That's good.
Debra: Yeah. Yeah.
Ray: Or or how 'bout the time my father accidentally gave out condoms for Halloween?
Debra: How 'bout the time that they fought for a week because they were literally comparing apples and oranges!
Ray: Right, right. I remember that. I had to vote.