Robert Quote #459
Man: What are you trying to pull?
Wendi: You're not Ray Barone?
Robert: I have self-esteem issues.
Wendi: What is wrong with you?
Robert: No one knows.
Man: Stay away from my daughter, understand me? Or I'll call the cops.
Robert: A-a-actually I am a cop.
Man: You want to play with me now? [Robert shakes his head] Let's go. From now on, you do your laundry at home.
Wendi: Weirdo!
Robert: That doesn't help my self-esteem!
Everybody Loves Raymond Quotes
‘Raybert’ Quotes
Quote from Frank
Marie: Shame on you, young man!
Ray: Wait a minute! Wait a minute!
Frank: Didn't I teach you anything? You got a problem with your woman, you don't go out and get another woman! Now all you got is two problems!
Quote from Robert
Ray: She is pretty, though.
Robert: What'd I tell ya?
Ray: Mmm. Way out of my league.
Robert: Mine, too.
Ray: Yeah. You know, it's like neither one of us could've gotten her on our own, but...
Robert: But melded together, we were like a whole other entity. Like a superhero. We were better than just Ray.
Ray: Better than just Robert.
Robert: We were... Raybert.
Quote from Frank
Debra: Wait, how do you know Ray?
Natasha: We met at a bar.
Marie: What do you mean? Through Robert?
Natasha: No, no, no. I met Robert through Ray 'cause Ray and I are kind of "dating."
Marie: [gasps]
Frank: Holy crap!
Debra: Wait a minute. What?
Natasha: Is there a problem?
Debra: Um, no, there's no problem. I'm just surprised that my husband has time to date.
Natasha: What? You're his wife? Ray said you were dead!
Marie: [gasps]
Frank: Holy crap!