Debra Quote #267
Quote from Debra in Debra Makes Something Good
Debra: Why do you have to make wife jokes? I don't do that. I don't make husband jokes.
Ray: Well, are you telling me that you don't go out with Amy and Linda and make fun of all the stupid things I do, you know? You don't talk about the way my lips move when I read? Or you caught me biting my toenail that one time? Or- Or- Or that-
Debra: No, I don't. In fact, I try to spin it in the other direction. Linda thinks you have a master's.
Ray: Master's?
Debra: Degree. Master's degree, Ray.
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Quote from Robert
Robert: So Debra can now cook. The missing color in the Raymond rainbow.
Quote from Robert
Frank: One, two, three, four, five. I'm in the conservatory, and I'd like to call on Mrs. Peacock with the lead pipe.
Marie: I was just one away from the library, Frank. You're just picking on me.
Frank: Tough crap, Peacock. Get your tail-feathers in the conservatory.
Ray: [enters] Hey.
Marie: Oh hi, dear. We're playing Clue. It's keeping Robert's mind sharp for when he's a policeman again.
Robert: Yeah. You know, Ray, there's been a wave of candlestick murders in the Bronx.
Quote from Frank
Marie: Frank never told you that braciole was the very first thing I ever cooked for him?
Ray: Oh, boy.
Debra: No, I didn't know that.
Marie: You didn't know that? Do you know what he said to me when he tasted my braciole in 1955? He said, "Be my bride."
Frank: Marie, come on.
Marie: "Be my bride," Frank. "Be my bride." But it's very clear now that you'll go to any girl with a pot.
Frank: You hardly make it for me anymore!
Marie: 'Cause I didn't want you to get sick of it.
Frank: I'm 64 years old. What are you saving it for?