Debra: Why do you have to make wife jokes? I don't do that. I don't make husband jokes.
Ray: Well, are you telling me that you don't go out with Amy and Linda and make fun of all the stupid things I do, you know? You don't talk about the way my lips move when I read? Or you caught me biting my toenail that one time? Or- Or- Or that-
Debra: No, I don't. In fact, I try to spin it in the other direction. Linda thinks you have a master's.
Ray: Master's?
Debra: Degree. Master's degree, Ray.