Frank Quote #285
Quote from Frank in Robert's Date
Frank: Nice suit. Where's Gladys and the other two pips?
Robert: All right, Dad.
Frank: No, it's not all right. What the hell is going on with you?
Marie: Frank.
Frank: Don't Frank me. I'm talking to you on the phone the other day, I can't even understand what the hell you're saying anymore. What did you call me dog for?
Robert: That's a nice thing, Dad. You say it to your friends. That means I like you.
Frank: Oh yeah? Well, from now on, I'm calling you jackass!
Marie: Frank!
Frank: What do you mean? That means he's great. Hey, ugly!
Ray: What? What's that all about?
Frank: That's Robert talk. That means you're good-looking. [to Marie] Hey, good-looking!
Everybody Loves Raymond Quotes
‘Robert's Date’ Quotes
Quote from Robert
Robert: You know who are an interesting people? The Hasidic Jews.
Ray: No, Robert.
Robert: What, a person can't make an observation?
Quote from Ray
Ray: Robert. Judy, her and her friends, they think that you're just, you're putting on some kind of act.
Robert: That is so whack!
Ray: Right there! See? That's what I'm talking about. We're Italian, Robert. Okay? "Whack" means something else to us.
Quote from Robert
Sergeant Judy: I'm meeting with some people tonight. You want to go along?
Robert: No, thanks. I already committed to something else.
Sergeant Judy: You did not.
Robert: I did too! I actually have dinner plans.
Sergeant Judy: With who?
Robert: My friends. I've got friends. You're not the only person with friends.
Sergeant Judy: Who are you having dinner with?
Robert: You know, the guys. Mike, Geoff.
Sergeant Judy: You mean Michael and Geoffrey, your little nephews?
Robert: Oh, you remembered their names.