Robert Quote #184

Quote from Robert in Robert's Date

Sergeant Judy: I'm meeting with some people tonight. You want to go along?
Robert: No, thanks. I already committed to something else.
Sergeant Judy: You did not.
Robert: I did too! I actually have dinner plans.
Sergeant Judy: With who?
Robert: My friends. I've got friends. You're not the only person with friends.
Sergeant Judy: Who are you having dinner with?
Robert: You know, the guys. Mike, Geoff.
Sergeant Judy: You mean Michael and Geoffrey, your little nephews?
Robert: Oh, you remembered their names.

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Robert: You know who are an interesting people? The Hasidic Jews.
Ray: No, Robert.
Robert: What, a person can't make an observation?

Quote from Ray

Ray: Robert. Judy, her and her friends, they think that you're just, you're putting on some kind of act.
Robert: That is so whack!
Ray: Right there! See? That's what I'm talking about. We're Italian, Robert. Okay? "Whack" means something else to us.

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Robert: I never really got into that bar scene.
Sergeant Judy: Well, maybe you're going to the wrong bars. Where do you hang out?
Robert: Mostly over at that place... What's it called? Uh... My brother's house.
Sergeant Judy: You are in a rut.
Robert: I'm not. No, I'm just sick of the dating thing, you know? Gotta wear a nice shirt, do that get-to-know-you stuff, talk about your family. That's where I usually lose them.