Debra Quote #161
Quote from Debra in Getting Even
Ray: Hey, puddlepants. Now, give Gumby some Pokey. [kisses Debra] Whoa! I don't wanna say that was cold, but if your mouth opened a little light would come on.
Debra: I'm just not really in the mood, okay?
Ray: Come on. What, not in the mood? Tonight was great. The kids got the new playground and I got the golf thing, you got to go home with the auctioneer. So who's in the mood? Do I hear in the mood?
Debra: Aren't you afraid if I touch it, it'll fall off?
Ray: That was a good joke, wasn't it? People asked me if I'd planned that, and I said, "No, I just came up with it like that."
Debra: You're a brilliant farceur.
Everybody Loves Raymond Quotes
‘Getting Even’ Quotes
Quote from Debra
Debra: Don't feel that way.
Ray: Well, don't tell me how to feel!
Debra: And there it is.
Ray: Huh?
Debra: I'll just give you a moment to put it together. After the auction, Ray, when I was feeling embarrassed and humiliated, didn't you say the same thing to me? "Don't feel that way." Remember that?
Ray: I do remember that. Because that's when you started torturing me. Oh, oh. So you didn't do anything? You let me do this to myself? All week long I could have had soda? I could have had brownies? I could have worn underwear? So it was all me? That's how you got me?
Debra: Nothing I could think of could screw you up more than what's already in that beautiful mind. Good night, Ray.
Quote from Ray
Ray: Come on. You know, they say couples shouldn't go to bed angry.
Debra: I'm not angry anymore, Ray. Good night.
Ray: Look, you're not angry anymore? I might not believe you. You might have to prove that. Oh, okay. I see. That's how you're gonna get me, holding back sex? Oh, how original. You think that's gonna get me? I'm a sex camel. Without sex. Sex camel. That's a good one. Sex camel. I should write that one down.
Debra: Laugh it up, funny man.
Quote from Frank
Frank: Debra, what kind of con game are you running?
Marie: It's your own fault, Frank. Who told you to sign up for all those things?
Frank: I didn't expect to win this crap.
Debra: It's not crap, Frank.
Frank: Oh yeah? $80 for the use of a canoe. That is floating crap.
Marie: Some people would consider a canoe ride romantic.
Frank: Guess you didn't see Deliverance.