Robert Quote #147
Quote from Robert in Driving Frank
Ray: Bobby Kotch? What, from Little League?
Robert: That's right. The lanky guy.
Ray: Yeah, how's he doing?
Robert: Remember when we use to make fun of him for throwing like a girl?
Ray: Yeah?
Robert: Turned out to be a cross-dresser.
Ray: Get outta here. How do you know?
Robert: I arrested him.
Ray: You can arrest someone for being a cross-dresser?
Robert: Oh, you can when he's beating up a guy with a baseball bat.
Ray: So, what does he look like in a dress?
Robert: Not bad.
Everybody Loves Raymond Quotes
‘Driving Frank’ Quotes
Quote from Frank
Debra: Wait, you're driving without a valid license?
Frank: I didn't want to wait in those long lines! Besides, I kinda like the picture on this one. See, 10 lbs. lighter and more hair.
Debra: This expired last year.
Marie: I am not driving with you until you get that renewed!
Frank: That's incentive? Why couldn't my marriage license expire?
Quote from Frank
Frank: See, now there's a line for skeeball. We're screwed!
Debra: Where have you been?
Frank: We ran into traffic.
Ray: It wasn't traffic, Dad. It was a funeral procession.
Frank: One less idiot in the world.
Marie: That's a terrible thing to say. You don't even know the person.
Frank: We met the family. And believe me, the family Van Idiot.
Quote from Frank
Robert: Now let me see your license!
Frank: Sorry, Sally, I'm fighting this!
Robert: There is black and white on the side of your car!
Frank: I hit a penguin!
Robert: I'm writing the ticket!
Frank: That's Barone! B-a-r-o-n-e! As in the man from whose loins you sprung! By the way, I hope you have someplace else to sleep tonight! Because if you try to come home, I'm gonna have you arrested for breaking and entering! [exits]
Robert: [to Ray & Debra] Does that couch pull out?