Robert Quote #98
Quote from Robert in Civil War
Ray: Hey, look at this old pocket knife. It's got initials on it: "A.B." Who's A.B.?
Frank: Albert Barone, my father.
Robert: Oh, yeah. He gave that to you?
Frank: Yeah, yeah.
Ray: Pretty cool. When did he give you this?
Frank: We were always camping, hiking, canoeing. Guess he gave it to me on one of those trips.
Ray: Oh, yeah? This is history. I can take this on the reenactment with me.
Robert: No, no. They had no knives like this during the Civil War. Everything has to be completely authentic. See these pants? No zipper.
Ray: Good luck with that.
Everybody Loves Raymond Quotes
‘Civil War’ Quotes
Quote from Frank
Frank: All right. This house is secure. I want lunch.
Harry: May I escort you across the street, Miss Marie?
Marie: Thank you, Jeb. What a gentleman.
Frank: Hey, if you're gonna act like you're stealing her away, don't tease me. Steal her away!
Quote from Robert
Ray: You're this big Civil War freak now, just because Dad asked you to go first?
Robert: He didn't ask me.
Ray: What?
Robert: He didn't ask me. Since when does Dad ask us to do anything with him? I had to enlist.
Ray: God, I don't believe this. I only did this because.
Robert: Because you thought he asked me and not you. And now you have to go. [laughs] Hey, better bring a newspaper.
Ray: They had newspapers then.
Robert: They didn't have toilet paper.
Quote from Frank
Frank: Ah, my feet are killing me. I think these boots are a size too small. Tell me, what's it say on the bottom of my right boot?
Ray: "Left."
Frank: Oh, crap. What's it say on the other one?
Ray: Guess.