Ray: Hey, look at this old pocket knife. It's got initials on it: "A.B." Who's A.B.?
Frank: Albert Barone, my father.
Robert: Oh, yeah. He gave that to you?
Frank: Yeah, yeah.
Ray: Pretty cool. When did he give you this?
Frank: We were always camping, hiking, canoeing. Guess he gave it to me on one of those trips.
Ray: Oh, yeah? This is history. I can take this on the reenactment with me.
Robert: No, no. They had no knives like this during the Civil War. Everything has to be completely authentic. See these pants? No zipper.
Ray: Good luck with that.