Hank Quote #25
Quote from Hank in Pat's Secret
Hank: And I also worry about offspring, Robert. Did you know that addiction can be an hereditary trait?
Marie: My grandchildren! [hits Robert]
Hank: Yes, Marie. And what kind of an example do you think you'll set for them, Robert?
Robert: Hopefully good to very good... mostly in that range.
Hank: Mm-hmm. The truth is, Amy, none of this surprises Mother and me. Sadly, we've come to expect this sort of thing.
Peter: He's a renegade cop. He plays by his own rules. Pshew!
Everybody Loves Raymond Quotes
‘Pat's Secret’ Quotes
Quote from Marie
Robert: All right. There was this new guy at work who smokes, and he's... And he's really popular, and I just wanted to fit in. But I didn't even like it. It made me throw up.
Marie: No more lying. You're a smoker!
Hank: Is everything all right?
Marie: Everything's horrible! Robert smokes!
Hank: No!
Marie: Don't you know that smoking can stunt your growth?
Quote from Pat
Robert: Oh, hi. Is everything all right? [Pat nods her head] What, can't sleep? [Pat shakes her head] Yeah, me neither.
[Pat finally breathes and lets out a puff of smoke]
Pat: Your mom's cacciatore was very spicy.
Robert: Wow!
Pat: Oh, Robert, please don't tell anyone I smoke.
Robert: No, no, I won't.
Pat: It's my dirty little secret. I don't smoke a lot, just three a day. I've tried to quit but they're so...
Robert: Addictive.
Pat: I was gonna say "wonderfully relaxing."
Quote from Pat
Robert: So, no one knows? Not Hank?
Pat: Oh, goodness, no.
Robert: Not even Raymond?
Pat: No. [Robert smiles]
Robert: So, if you don't mind me asking, how have you been able to keep it hidden?
Pat: It's not easy. I buy my cigarettes two counties over where no one knows me.
Robert: But you never smell like smoke.
Pat: I only smoke outside. I hold it downwind and I always have plenty of minty chewing gum. In fact, Hank thinks gum-chewing is my bad habit.