Quote from Pat in Pat's Secret
Robert: So, no one knows? Not Hank? Pat: Oh, goodness, no. Robert: Not even Raymond? Pat: No. [Robert smiles] Robert: So, if you don't mind me asking, how have you been able to keep it hidden? Pat: It's not easy. I buy my cigarettes two counties over where no one knows me. Robert: But you never smell like smoke. Pat: I only smoke outside. I hold it downwind and I always have plenty of minty chewing gum. In fact, Hank thinks gum-chewing is my bad habit.