Frank Quote #893
Quote from Frank in Tasteless Frank
Marie: What's going on? First you tell me my lasagna needs salt, and now Debra's frittata is good. ''Oh. Wowee. Ooh.'' ls this some kind of a scheme to finally drive me insane?
Frank: No.
Marie: Then why are you torturing me?
Frank: I'm not torturing you.
Marie: Then what are you doing?
Frank: I can't taste.
Marie: What do you mean?
Frank: I've lost my sense of taste.
Marie: Are you sick?
Frank: No.
Marie: Well, how do you know? Did you go to a doctor?
Frank: I'm not going to a doctor. I'm just getting older, okay?
Marie: So you're not gonna try to fix it?
Frank: Leave me alone.
Everybody Loves Raymond Quotes
‘Tasteless Frank’ Quotes
Quote from Frank
Ray: Dad, I mean, you're gonna have to stop taking those.
Frank: No way. These babies work.
Robert: Hey, uh, Dad. Do you really need those?
Frank: Hey, your time will come, wise guy. I might not get to hit that often, but when you're called to the plate you better bring a bat.
Quote from Marie
Frank: I'll live with it, okay?
Marie: Oh, that's it-- "I'll live with it."
Ray: Ma, now you know that it's not your cooking. You still got it. So now you can be happy again.
Marie: Happy? How could I be happy? I'm Rembrandt, and he's blind.
Quote from Marie
Marie: Honey, it breaks my heart that you think that I might not see you as a man. And you have to know by now that I couldn't possibly think any less of you.
Amy: [to Debra] That is so sweet.
Marie: And I appreciate how difficult it must have been for you to have to decide between my food and our physical relationship.
Debra: [to Amy] Maybe we should go shopping now.
Marie: And I want you to know that I'm touched that our years in the boudoir have meant so much to you.
Frank: Well, they have. But if it's all the same to you, I'd rather have the food.
Marie: Me too. [they hug] Oh, Frank. Oh, Frank, I was hoping you'd say that. [as they hug] Oh, Frank. I don't think you need those pills.
Frank: No, those are the pills.