Quote from Frank in Tasteless Frank
Marie: What's going on? First you tell me my lasagna needs salt, and now Debra's frittata is good. ''Oh. Wowee. Ooh.'' ls this some kind of a scheme to finally drive me insane? Frank: No. Marie: Then why are you torturing me? Frank: I'm not torturing you. Marie: Then what are you doing? Frank: I can't taste. Marie: What do you mean? Frank: I've lost my sense of taste. Marie: Are you sick? Frank: No. Marie: Well, how do you know? Did you go to a doctor? Frank: I'm not going to a doctor. I'm just getting older, okay? Marie: So you're not gonna try to fix it? Frank: Leave me alone.