Ray Quote #1727
Quote from Ray in The Surprise Party
Debra: Hey, listen, Ray, for my birthday, I was thinking we could go out to Montauk, have brunch, and then ride bikes out to this old lighthouse.
Ray: On your birthday?
Debra: Yeah. Look how great this is.
Ray: Yeah. I don't know. I don't know, I was planning on... On doing something a little more... Something else.
Debra: Come on. This would be great. It'd be great to ride bikes and see a lighthouse.
Ray: Debra, honestly, it's too dangerous, you know. What, you're gonna have a big meal and then, and then ride a bike? That's, uh, that's a little dicey, you know? I mean, you're gonna swerve, and the food in your stomach is gonna start sloshing from side to side, and then down you go. I don't want you getting hurt, okay? So that's it. It's settled.
Debra: Something's going on. Are you planning something for my birthday?
Ray: No! What? Absolutely not, okay? And I resent this whole line of questioning.
Debra: You are planning something! Oh, Ray! Oh! You are so cute! You wanted to surprise me.
Ray: No!
Debra: Are you throwing me a surprise party?
Ray: No! I'm- No, what are you- I just- I don't want your stomach sloshing from side to side.
Everybody Loves Raymond Quotes
‘The Surprise Party’ Quotes
Quote from Frank
Frank: I can't believe you're having a Chinese party after what those people did to me in Korea.
Ray: I think everybody's over that, Dad.
Frank: Not me. I spent a week in a foxhole in the pouring rain.
Ray: All right, Dad.
Frank: I still have toenail fungus.
Marie: Frank, that's not party talk.
Marie: Though I have to say, Raymond, this theme is so unusual. I hope people could still eat with all these dragons around.
Frank: I do it every day.
Quote from Lois
Lois: Why don't you like me, Raymond?
Ray: What? What are you talking about? I like you.
Lois: Let's be honest. You are so uncomfortable around me. You never say more than two words. And it seems whenever we are together, you'll do just about anything to get away from me. I mean, what am I supposed to think? You- You don't like me, you don't like my ideas. I just wish it were different between us.
Quote from Debra
Debra: Oh my God. What is all of this?
Lois: Happy birthday, Debra!
Debra: Oh my God. What did you do? Is this like a surprise party?
Ray: Happy birthday!
Debra: Look at this place! Oh, it's like a... A Chinese banquet or something! Oh my God! This is so amazing! Oh, thank you! [hugs Ray] Thank you so much! I can't believe you did this! And Amy! I should have known when you invited me to a museum on my birthday! That's why you didn't want to go out to eat after!
Amy: I didn't really have a stomachache!
Debra: Well... Well, hi, guys! Oh, this is so incredible! You guys are too much! And, oh, and my mom is here! Hi, Mom! [hugs Lois] You all got me! You got me good! And who thought of Chinese? Do you know that I love Chinese?
Frank: [faux enthusiasm] You do?!
Debra: I really do! Oh, Ray! How did you know?
Ray: Yeah, I don't know.
Debra: No, really, how did you know that I love Chinese?
Ray: All right, take it easy.
Debra: No, really, how did you know that I love Chi- [Debra's face drops as Ray whispers in her ear]
Marie: Happy birthday, Debra.