Debra Quote #444
Quote from Debra in Counseling
Debra: Pamela, could I just say something?
Pamela: Sure.
Debra: Just as an example, last week, Ray came home late from golfing. And I guess golf is kind of a hot-button issue with me, and we had a fight.
Pamela: Ray, do you remember this?
Ray: I do. I shot a 94.
Pamela: Go ahead, Debra.
Debra: I had all the kids, and I was expecting him home at 2:00, and he didn't show up until 5:00. And his explanation for why it took so long was that his friend Gianni wanted to pet a deer. And that's just indicative of the kind of thing that Ray always does. And I understand that we need time to ourselves, but what really bothers me is that he doesn't seem to want to take responsibility for anything. I just don't know what to do anymore.
Everybody Loves Raymond Quotes
‘Counseling’ Quotes
Quote from Ray
Debra: That's why I want to go to counseling. I don't think it's that you're just lazy. I think there's a deeper reason behind this, and if we could just figure it out, you and I could be happier.
Ray: Come on, you know me. There's not much deepness. I just... I like to be taken care of.
Debra: You gotta understand, Ray, that that's not a wife. That's a mother.
Ray: Well, maybe that's what I want!
Frank: Holy crap!
Quote from Frank
Marie: Come on, stop it, you two.
Frank: I gotta say, the counseling doesn't seem to be working.
Marie: Now, I want you to sit down and let's try to talk this out.
Debra: Marie, I am not sitting down.
Marie: Please, Debra. I may not be a certified therapist, but I've been told by many people that I could be.
Frank: That's not what they mean when they say you're certifiable.
Quote from Robert
Ray: What do you want?
Robert: Aw, nothing. I was just feeling a little guilty over my laughing at your predicament yesterday.
Ray: Well, you know, whatever. Debra and I talked it out. We're fine now.
Robert: That's good, 'cause I was thinking about it, and the truth is it's good that you guys acknowledged that you had a problem and you took the right steps to deal with it. Maybe I should have done that when I was married, huh?
Ray: Hmm. All right, well, thanks. Thanks, man.
Robert: Look, I know you're feeling bad, so I got you something.
[Robert brings in a cardboard cut-out of Marie dressed as a bride]
Robert: Enjoy, you sick bastard.