Ray Quote #1373
Quote from Ray in Talk to Your Daughter
Debra: It's just that you're so immature all the time.
Ray: That's not true, all right? It isn't.
Debra: Oh, no? Who made Geoffrey cry at Christmas because Daddy had to try the toy airplane before anybody else?
Ray: Hey, it took two hours to put the damn thing together. I can't get one throw?
Debra: And who does the "hysterical" nursery rhymes for the kids? "Little Jack Horner sat in the corner, something, something, poop and pee."
Ray: You gotta give the people what they want.
Debra: How about setting an example for them?
Ray: Hey, I'm a great example, okay? Yeah, I kid around, but when it's crunch time, I'm right there.
Debra: Oh, yeah, like the other day when Ally was asking you how babies get here, and you suddenly had a sneeze attack and ran out of the room?
Ray: So I should just sneeze on my daughter?
Everybody Loves Raymond Quotes
‘Talk to Your Daughter’ Quotes
Quote from Frank
Debra: Will you please stop? It turns out Ally doesn't want to know how we get here, she wants to know why we're here, why God put us on Earth. And she's waiting for Ray to answer her.
Frank: What's wrong with you? It's simple.
Ray: Oh, okay. Yeah. We're gonna learn the meaning of life from a guy who once threw his shoe at a swan.
Frank: That's called protecting your sandwich. Listen to me. Here's what life is: you're born, you go to school, you go to work, you die. That's it. That's all. Cannoli, Marie!
Quote from Debra
Ray: What, you want me to have the sex talk with her?
Debra: Yeah, right.
Ray: What, you don't think I can do it? I'll have the sex talk with her.
Debra: You know what, Ray? You can be there, and I'll explain it to the both of you.
Quote from Robert
Robert: You ever think about space? What is it? Is it really endless? I mean, if you had a spaceship, could you go flying and flying forever?
Frank: Why don't you give it a shot?
Robert: No! I'm not kidding around here. How can space go on forever, and if it doesn't, then what's at the end, huh?
Marie: Stop it, Robbie, you'll give yourself a tummy ache.
Robert: What about the beginning of time? What was there before that, before time? Nothing? I mean, what is nothing? How could there be nothing? This doesn't bother anybody else?!