Ray Quote #1378
Quote from Ray in Talk to Your Daughter
Debra: Ray, you gotta get back up there!
Ray: No, you go up there!
Debra: You're the one that wants to prove he's mature. Why can't you have this discussion with your daughter?
Ray: Because I studied for the sex one! I wasn't ready for this! I don't just have a switch that can make me smart.
Debra: No kidding. I mean, come on, you couldn't come up with anything? Just tell her we're put on Earth to... You know, because...
Ray: Well, looky here! Yeah! Little Miss Smarty-Pants! Maybe it is "fall-ah-pian."
Everybody Loves Raymond Quotes
‘Talk to Your Daughter’ Quotes
Quote from Frank
Debra: Will you please stop? It turns out Ally doesn't want to know how we get here, she wants to know why we're here, why God put us on Earth. And she's waiting for Ray to answer her.
Frank: What's wrong with you? It's simple.
Ray: Oh, okay. Yeah. We're gonna learn the meaning of life from a guy who once threw his shoe at a swan.
Frank: That's called protecting your sandwich. Listen to me. Here's what life is: you're born, you go to school, you go to work, you die. That's it. That's all. Cannoli, Marie!
Quote from Debra
Ray: What, you want me to have the sex talk with her?
Debra: Yeah, right.
Ray: What, you don't think I can do it? I'll have the sex talk with her.
Debra: You know what, Ray? You can be there, and I'll explain it to the both of you.
Quote from Robert
Robert: You ever think about space? What is it? Is it really endless? I mean, if you had a spaceship, could you go flying and flying forever?
Frank: Why don't you give it a shot?
Robert: No! I'm not kidding around here. How can space go on forever, and if it doesn't, then what's at the end, huh?
Marie: Stop it, Robbie, you'll give yourself a tummy ache.
Robert: What about the beginning of time? What was there before that, before time? Nothing? I mean, what is nothing? How could there be nothing? This doesn't bother anybody else?!