Ray Quote #1287
Debra: What the hell is wrong with you? You have to pretend to be somebody else? I mean, please, how old are you? You have got to have a little more self-esteem!
Robert: You're right. I'm an idiot.
Debra: Yes- No! That's no! That's what I'm talking about! When are you gonna see what other people see in you, Robert?
Robert: I know, I know. It started as a mix-up, and then Raymond and I just started having so much fun with it.
Debra: Wait a minute. Ray and you?
Ray: By "Ray," he means him because of that thing he did.
Robert: No, no. I'm not blaming you, Ray. I mean, it's my fault. I enjoyed being Raybert, too.
Marie: Raybert?
Robert: Yeah. That's what we called us. It was fun. And it worked. There was Natasha, and then the girl in the laundry room.
Debra: The girl in the laundry room?
Ray: [changes voice] I go fix sprinkler now.
Everybody Loves Raymond Quotes
‘Raybert’ Quotes
Quote from Frank
Marie: Shame on you, young man!
Ray: Wait a minute! Wait a minute!
Frank: Didn't I teach you anything? You got a problem with your woman, you don't go out and get another woman! Now all you got is two problems!
Quote from Robert
Ray: She is pretty, though.
Robert: What'd I tell ya?
Ray: Mmm. Way out of my league.
Robert: Mine, too.
Ray: Yeah. You know, it's like neither one of us could've gotten her on our own, but...
Robert: But melded together, we were like a whole other entity. Like a superhero. We were better than just Ray.
Ray: Better than just Robert.
Robert: We were... Raybert.
Quote from Frank
Debra: Wait, how do you know Ray?
Natasha: We met at a bar.
Marie: What do you mean? Through Robert?
Natasha: No, no, no. I met Robert through Ray 'cause Ray and I are kind of "dating."
Marie: [gasps]
Frank: Holy crap!
Debra: Wait a minute. What?
Natasha: Is there a problem?
Debra: Um, no, there's no problem. I'm just surprised that my husband has time to date.
Natasha: What? You're his wife? Ray said you were dead!
Marie: [gasps]
Frank: Holy crap!