Robert Quote #458

Quote from Robert in Raybert

Robert: Forget it. I am Robert Barone, Lieutenant, NYPD. And this is my brother Raymond, Sports writer, "Newsday."
Natasha: How could you do this to me?
Robert: When you first mistook me for Raymond, I didn't want to let you down.
Natasha: So you lied to me? I have to get out of here.
Robert: No, wait, Natasha listen. I was gonna tell you so many times. It's just that I really like you, and I didn't want you you see, people seem to respond differently to Raymond. He's always been "the funny one, the smart one, the favored one."
Marie: We've never shown any favoritism. [Robert closes the door]
Robert: See, you got to understand I've always wondered what it would be like to be Raymond. And it was even better than I thought it would be because I met you.
[Frank and Marie saddle over to the window and slowly open it]
Natasha: I can't believe this. You didn't have to do that! I liked you!
Robert: Really?
Natasha: But not anymore. This is so humiliating.
Robert: I hear ya.
Natasha: And what did you think, I was some Ray Barone "groupie"? You know what? Goodbye whoever you are!

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 ‘Raybert’ Quotes

Quote from Frank

Marie: Shame on you, young man!
Ray: Wait a minute! Wait a minute!
Frank: Didn't I teach you anything? You got a problem with your woman, you don't go out and get another woman! Now all you got is two problems!

Quote from Robert

Ray: She is pretty, though.
Robert: What'd I tell ya?
Ray: Mmm. Way out of my league.
Robert: Mine, too.
Ray: Yeah. You know, it's like neither one of us could've gotten her on our own, but...
Robert: But melded together, we were like a whole other entity. Like a superhero. We were better than just Ray.
Ray: Better than just Robert.
Robert: We were... Raybert.

Quote from Frank

Debra: Wait, how do you know Ray?
Natasha: We met at a bar.
Marie: What do you mean? Through Robert?
Natasha: No, no, no. I met Robert through Ray 'cause Ray and I are kind of "dating."
Marie: [gasps]
Frank: Holy crap!
Debra: Wait a minute. What?
Natasha: Is there a problem?
Debra: Um, no, there's no problem. I'm just surprised that my husband has time to date.
Natasha: What? You're his wife? Ray said you were dead!
Marie: [gasps]
Frank: Holy crap!