Frank Quote #546

Quote from Frank in Raybert

Natasha: I just wanted to drop off some things for the police clothing drive.
Debra: Okay. I mean, you're more than welcome to leave them here, but you might do better taking them to his place.
Natasha: Oh, I'm sorry. This isn't Robert's house. I saw "R. Barone" in the phone book. I just assumed-
Marie: That's okay. We'll make sure he gets them.
Natasha: Thank you. It was nice meeting you.
Debra: You, too.
Frank: Well, hello.
Natasha: Hello.
Marie: Frank. Frank, this is Robbie's new friend, Natasha.
Frank: Natasha. Well, any gorgeous friend of Robert's is a gorgeous friend of mine. Where is Ray? I want to see his dead toenail. I think I got the same thing.

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 ‘Raybert’ Quotes

Quote from Frank

Marie: Shame on you, young man!
Ray: Wait a minute! Wait a minute!
Frank: Didn't I teach you anything? You got a problem with your woman, you don't go out and get another woman! Now all you got is two problems!

Quote from Robert

Ray: She is pretty, though.
Robert: What'd I tell ya?
Ray: Mmm. Way out of my league.
Robert: Mine, too.
Ray: Yeah. You know, it's like neither one of us could've gotten her on our own, but...
Robert: But melded together, we were like a whole other entity. Like a superhero. We were better than just Ray.
Ray: Better than just Robert.
Robert: We were... Raybert.

Quote from Frank

Debra: Wait, how do you know Ray?
Natasha: We met at a bar.
Marie: What do you mean? Through Robert?
Natasha: No, no, no. I met Robert through Ray 'cause Ray and I are kind of "dating."
Marie: [gasps]
Frank: Holy crap!
Debra: Wait a minute. What?
Natasha: Is there a problem?
Debra: Um, no, there's no problem. I'm just surprised that my husband has time to date.
Natasha: What? You're his wife? Ray said you were dead!
Marie: [gasps]
Frank: Holy crap!