Robert Quote #456
Wendi: So you're Ray Barone.
Robert: Uh, yes. Yes, I am.
Wendi: My father loves your column.
Robert: Well, thank you.
Ray: So does my father. And his father, 'cause 'cause we're brothers. Yeah, all right. Let's do laundry! [whispers to Robert] Hey, it works. Raybert works!
Robert: All right. But I like Natasha.
Ray: Oh, you can't tie Raybert down like that.
Robert: Hey, Raybert may be two guys, but he's a one-woman man.
Everybody Loves Raymond Quotes
‘Raybert’ Quotes
Quote from Frank
Marie: Shame on you, young man!
Ray: Wait a minute! Wait a minute!
Frank: Didn't I teach you anything? You got a problem with your woman, you don't go out and get another woman! Now all you got is two problems!
Quote from Robert
Ray: She is pretty, though.
Robert: What'd I tell ya?
Ray: Mmm. Way out of my league.
Robert: Mine, too.
Ray: Yeah. You know, it's like neither one of us could've gotten her on our own, but...
Robert: But melded together, we were like a whole other entity. Like a superhero. We were better than just Ray.
Ray: Better than just Robert.
Robert: We were... Raybert.
Quote from Frank
Debra: Wait, how do you know Ray?
Natasha: We met at a bar.
Marie: What do you mean? Through Robert?
Natasha: No, no, no. I met Robert through Ray 'cause Ray and I are kind of "dating."
Marie: [gasps]
Frank: Holy crap!
Debra: Wait a minute. What?
Natasha: Is there a problem?
Debra: Um, no, there's no problem. I'm just surprised that my husband has time to date.
Natasha: What? You're his wife? Ray said you were dead!
Marie: [gasps]
Frank: Holy crap!