Ray Quote #1284
Ray: Hey, let me help you sort some of this stuff out, Ray.
Wendi: Excuse me, do either of you have change for a dollar?
Ray: Uh, no. No, I don't. But you know what? My brother, Ray Barone probably does. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, you probably do, right? He's a top sports writer over at "Newsday." So what do you say? Can you help her out, Ray Barone?
Robert: I think I might have change.
Ray: Oh, yes. Top writer at "Newsday" is gonna have plenty o' change.
Wendi: Thanks. So this guy must be the president of your fan club.
Ray: [chuckles] No, no. No, I'm just his brother, Robert, that's all. You know, but I am proud of his accomplishments. Yeah, you bet I am. You two go back to what you were doing. You work out that change thing. Yeah, go ahead.
Everybody Loves Raymond Quotes
‘Raybert’ Quotes
Quote from Frank
Marie: Shame on you, young man!
Ray: Wait a minute! Wait a minute!
Frank: Didn't I teach you anything? You got a problem with your woman, you don't go out and get another woman! Now all you got is two problems!
Quote from Robert
Ray: She is pretty, though.
Robert: What'd I tell ya?
Ray: Mmm. Way out of my league.
Robert: Mine, too.
Ray: Yeah. You know, it's like neither one of us could've gotten her on our own, but...
Robert: But melded together, we were like a whole other entity. Like a superhero. We were better than just Ray.
Ray: Better than just Robert.
Robert: We were... Raybert.
Quote from Frank
Debra: Wait, how do you know Ray?
Natasha: We met at a bar.
Marie: What do you mean? Through Robert?
Natasha: No, no, no. I met Robert through Ray 'cause Ray and I are kind of "dating."
Marie: [gasps]
Frank: Holy crap!
Debra: Wait a minute. What?
Natasha: Is there a problem?
Debra: Um, no, there's no problem. I'm just surprised that my husband has time to date.
Natasha: What? You're his wife? Ray said you were dead!
Marie: [gasps]
Frank: Holy crap!