Robert Quote #451
Ray: Whoa, whoa! You met a woman who thinks that you're me?
Robert: Yeah, well, I'm at the bar, right, and she spills her drink on me, and we start talking, and I'm telling you, we really connected. I was actually quite charming. And the bartender passes me a towel, right? And he goes, "Here you go, Mr. Barone." And we're in a sports bar, so she just assumes I'm Ray Barone from New York Newsday!
Ray: And you didn't correct her?
Robert: She seemed so happy to meet you. She's a big fan of yours. Yeah, but listen, you can't- Whoa! A hot woman is a big fan of mine?
Robert: I couldn't believe it, either.
Ray: Did she mention any particular column?
Robert: Well, she did say something about a "Cal Ripken" profile just before we... Bah-bah bah-bah bah-bah!
Ray: No! No! Come on, first night?
Robert: Big fan!
Ray: Ha! I did get a lot of good feedback on that piece.
Robert: You certainly did.
Everybody Loves Raymond Quotes
‘Raybert’ Quotes
Quote from Frank
Marie: Shame on you, young man!
Ray: Wait a minute! Wait a minute!
Frank: Didn't I teach you anything? You got a problem with your woman, you don't go out and get another woman! Now all you got is two problems!
Quote from Robert
Ray: She is pretty, though.
Robert: What'd I tell ya?
Ray: Mmm. Way out of my league.
Robert: Mine, too.
Ray: Yeah. You know, it's like neither one of us could've gotten her on our own, but...
Robert: But melded together, we were like a whole other entity. Like a superhero. We were better than just Ray.
Ray: Better than just Robert.
Robert: We were... Raybert.
Quote from Frank
Debra: Wait, how do you know Ray?
Natasha: We met at a bar.
Marie: What do you mean? Through Robert?
Natasha: No, no, no. I met Robert through Ray 'cause Ray and I are kind of "dating."
Marie: [gasps]
Frank: Holy crap!
Debra: Wait a minute. What?
Natasha: Is there a problem?
Debra: Um, no, there's no problem. I'm just surprised that my husband has time to date.
Natasha: What? You're his wife? Ray said you were dead!
Marie: [gasps]
Frank: Holy crap!