Robert Quote #411
Quote from Robert in Say Uncle
Debra: They do enjoy you, Robert.
Robert: Thank you.
Ray: What you think they enjoy him more than they do me?
Robert: Not just them.
Debra: Wha?
Robert: Wait, so you're saying my kids prefer you to me. Is that what you're saying?
Robert: Actually, you said it. If you're waiting for me to disagree, you might want to take a seat.
Ray: Oh yeah, well why don't we ask them?
Robert: Go ahead.
Ray: 'Cause I'll ask them. You don't think I'll ask them? I'll ask them right now.
Robert: Ask away.
Ray: You don't do that to children.
Robert: Oh yeah, that's right. You're all about the children, yeah. [sings] I believe the children are our future.
Ray: Oh, shut up. Shut up.
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Quote from Frank
Debra: Look, I just think there's just a little too much criticizing of our parenting going on here today.
Ray: What happened to, "I agree with you, Marie"?
Frank: So are you gonna finish my pancakes or what? I'm starving.
Marie: The batter is right there, Frank. You can't pour batter onto a griddle?
Frank: You better hope I can't, otherwise you're on a bus to the home.
Quote from Ray
Robert: It all comes from fear.
Ray: What? Fear of what?
Robert: Fear that I might have more to offer your children than you.
Ray: Ooh, right, yeah you're you're opening up whole new worlds to them. The world of feet that smell so bad, your nose had to grow as far away from them as possible.
Quote from Frank
Frank: Hey, this stuff is pretty good.
Ray: Yeah, uh... Dad, those are goat pellets.
Frank: Now when you say, "goat pellets"...
Debra: It's food for goats, Frank.
Frank: Okay then. [continues eating]