Ray Quote #1157
Ray: Come on, kids, we're going to the zoo.
Ally: Where is Uncle Robert?
Ray: Um, Uncle Robert had to go do some police stuff, 'cause there was a kitten that got stuck in the tree and they need to climb up him to get it.
Ally: Can we go see Uncle Robert and the kitten?
Ray: No, no, no, no, 'cause you know why? 'Cause actually it's not a kitten, it's a snake.
Debra: Ray!
Ray: Yeah. Come on, guys, let's get dressed. Let's get dressed for the zoo, guys. Come on, come on, we're gonna go to the zoo and Daddy is gonna make his famous zoo snacks.
[Ray checks the fridge and pulls out a jar of pickles before putting it back. He goes over to the food cupboard and grabs a box]
Debra: That's your famous "zoo snack"?
Ray: "Animal crackers," put it together.
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Quote from Frank
Debra: Look, I just think there's just a little too much criticizing of our parenting going on here today.
Ray: What happened to, "I agree with you, Marie"?
Frank: So are you gonna finish my pancakes or what? I'm starving.
Marie: The batter is right there, Frank. You can't pour batter onto a griddle?
Frank: You better hope I can't, otherwise you're on a bus to the home.
Quote from Ray
Robert: It all comes from fear.
Ray: What? Fear of what?
Robert: Fear that I might have more to offer your children than you.
Ray: Ooh, right, yeah you're you're opening up whole new worlds to them. The world of feet that smell so bad, your nose had to grow as far away from them as possible.
Quote from Frank
Frank: Hey, this stuff is pretty good.
Ray: Yeah, uh... Dad, those are goat pellets.
Frank: Now when you say, "goat pellets"...
Debra: It's food for goats, Frank.
Frank: Okay then. [continues eating]