Ray Quote #996
Ray: What, want me to say something? I'll say something. This is what you get. 'Cause I told you it was gonna get like this, but you ever listen to me, huh? No, no, no, I'm just dumb Ray who likes New Jersey. I wish I was in New Jersey right now, 'cause I saw this coming, all right? I just didn't think it would take so long or I would get sick from hot and then cold and then hot and then cold or get a Mama Leone handwash or have to sleep with my father.
Debra: Why don't you stuff it, Ray? Your parents are fine compared to you.
Ray: Me, what the hell did I do?
Debra: At least they're trying to have a good time. You've been nothing but a grumpy pain in the ass the whole trip.
Marie: Don't fight here. It's the Coliseum.
Ray: I'm a pain in the ass? I'm a pain in the ass? Fine, I will not be a pain in anyone's ass anymore!
Frank: And I'm not sleeping with you anymore! [to two guys] What are you looking at?
Everybody Loves Raymond Quotes
‘Italy’ Quotes
Quote from Frank
Frank: It's a beautiful place, huh?
Ray: Oh, yeah, yeah, good night.
Frank: I'll tell ya, when your mother told me she'd been hiding that money from me, I was thinking what dress to lay her out in. And now I'm here, in friggin' Italy. It's like a dream. I'm from Lynbrook. I worked my whole life. I never thought I'd be in such a place.
Ray: I was just wondering, could your leg be in another place?
Frank: I happen to be serious.
Ray: All right, okay.
Frank: No, I know I- I complain about stuff and all that, but I'm a lucky man. [emotional] I'm a very lucky man.
Quote from Debra
Frank: All right, listen up. Your mother wants to... I don't know.
Marie: I said announce me, Frank. What kind of announcing is that?
Frank: Just do it. Everything has to be a big deal.
Marie: You have to ruin everything? Is that why you're here?
Frank: Why don't you jump up a cow's-
Ray: Hey, hey! What?
Frank: We're going to Italy.
Marie: Yeah.
Debra: Forever?
Quote from Debra
Debra: Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
Ray: Yeah, listen, listen, stop dancing, stop. Stop. You understand that this is a vacation with my family, okay? Don't we want a vacation from my family?
Debra: If they're gonna bother me anyway, I'll take bothered in Italy.
Ray: But we were gonna go to the Jersey shore.
Debra: Italy. Free trip to Italy.
Ray: I don't know. I'm not really interested in other cultures.
Debra: Okay, you know, in the past, your dumbness has gotten in the way of just like a few things that I've wanted to do: the book club, theater, having conversations. But I just wanna say this one thing, and we won't have to discuss it anymore: You're not blowing this for me, pal! We're going to Italy!