Robert Quote #269
Quote from Robert in What's with Robert?
Robert: I'll tell you one thing, I would have made an excellent gay man.
Ray: What?
Robert: Yeah, hear me out. I always have problems with women, right? But you hang with a guy, there's no hassles. You play some golf, you tell a joke, nobody's offended. Or you don't even have to talk at all, nobody cares. We could sit and watch TV as long as we want, and nobody asks, "What are you thinking?"
Ray: Maybe I'm gay. [laughs]
Robert: Well, don't laugh so fast. There was a sergeant on our force, a regular guy, just like you and me, who had no idea he was that way until his trip to Hawaii.
Ray: What do you mean? What happened?
Robert: A guy rented him a boogie board, and a bell went off. Today, they run a gift shop on Maui.
Ray: So what? What are you saying? We just haven't met Mr. Right?
Robert: I don't know.
Ray: Debra and I were talking about going to Hawaii.
Robert: I wouldn't.
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Quote from Frank
Marie: Hello, dear. You're just in time for pancakes.
Frank: Hey, those are my pancakes. Why can't he wait for the next batch?
Marie: I love him.
Ray: Oh, boy, these are good!
Frank: I've been sitting here a half an hour. Tomorrow you're gonna read my obit: "Local Man Dies Waiting for Flapjacks."
Marie: "Marie Barone Dances in Street."
Frank: "Disaster Declared. President to Visit Street."
Quote from Marie
Marie: Sit down, dear.
Robert: No, it's just this thing with Amy was, I couldn't commit right now. I don't know what it is. Maybe she's not the one for me.
Marie: Is it because she's a woman?
Robert: Oh, my God! Is there a gas leak in here?
Marie: I just want to tell you that your father and I love you and we'll support you no matter what. Right, Frank? [Frank is cooling his head with a milk carton] I'll support you.
Robert: Thanks, Ma.
Marie: Even if you are gay.
Quote from Frank
Marie: What are you reading?
Frank: The obituaries. [chuckles] I beat all these guys.