Marie Quote #282
Quote from Marie in The Christmas Picture
Ray: All right, Ma, it looks like it's all gonna work out.
Marie: It doesn't look that way, Raymond.
Ray: No, no, it is. It is. You smell nice. What is that? Is that a new perfume?
Marie: No, it's what I always wear. It's my Jean Nate.
Ray: I've always- I've always loved that. And I gotta say something. I've never told you this, but you know what one of my favorite things about you is...? [Ray starts pushing Marie's chair towards the family]
Marie: What are you doing?
Ray: No, Ma, please, I'm just trying to compliment you, that's all. I just- I just love the way you're just so open-minded and considerate, especially when someone's trying to do something for you.
Marie: Raymond, you are putting me into a very awkward situation.
Ray: No, I'm not. I'm putting you into your Christmas picture, which you're gonna love. Hey, everybody, look, it's Mom. If you could just, please, just try to smile.
Marie: I will, Raymond, but this is not the present I wanted.
Everybody Loves Raymond Quotes
‘The Christmas Picture’ Quotes
Quote from Frank
Ray: Hey, Mom and Dad, I think I know what I'm gonna get you for Christmas.
Frank: Better not be a pet. I hate people who give pets.
Ray: Yeah, yeah, we know, Dad.
Frank: Giving a pet means "You're old, I find you boring. Talk to a bird."
Quote from Ray
Lois: Raymond, I just noticed that this background is blue. Do I have time to change into my gray pashmina?
Ray: [shouts] Get back in your place! We're taking this damn picture! Would you see what I'm dealing with here? Are you blind?
Warren: Uh, Raymond-
Ray: Baaah! No habla talkie talkie, okay? I've had it with trying to make everybody happy! I was trying to do something nice! I'm sick of everybody coming up to me, "Oh, talk to Debra." "Talk to your mother." "Why can't my girlfriend be in the picture?" "Oh, I don't want to spend Christmas with them." "Fix it, Raymond, talk." I'm done talking! Don't talk to me anymore, you hear me? If you wanna talk, talk to yourselves 'cause I'm out!
Lois: Maybe I'll just wear the blue.
Quote from Robert
Robert: What are you and Ray gonna get Mom and Dad for Christmas?
Debra: I don't know. Every year it's so horrible. Poor Ray, always wrong. He's over there right now fishing for hints.
Robert: [chuckles] Yeah, hints! Heh, he'll never learn. Mom doesn't give it up so easy. She always gives the same prepared statement every year: "Oh, I don't need anything, dears. I just want two nice boys."
Debra: You two ever try that?
Robert: Nice? It's too much trouble. We used to just go in on some Jean Nate After Bath Splash.