Ray Quote #856
Quote from Ray in The Christmas Picture
Ray: Are you gonna help me?
Debra: No! This is so typical of your mother. It's either her way or no way. This picture, where we spend the holidays, how I raise my children. Well, guess what? Not this time.
Ray: Oh, come on! You're killing me here! This is the first gift I'm getting her that even has a chance of working! Remember the toaster, huh? The aquarium? The Fruit of the frickin' Month Club! Don't you see? I thought she would like this because she told me she would! Just take the picture, and then I'll do whatever you want.
Debra: All right, we'll take the picture.
Ray: Thank you.
Debra: As long as my parents can be in it.
Ray: Ack! [mimes head exploding] Fine, okay, fine. They're in. They're in. Thank you for understanding. Now if we could just please get over there. Please, come on. Did I tell you how beautiful you look? You look beautiful. You're like a nice little peach.
Everybody Loves Raymond Quotes
‘The Christmas Picture’ Quotes
Quote from Frank
Ray: Hey, Mom and Dad, I think I know what I'm gonna get you for Christmas.
Frank: Better not be a pet. I hate people who give pets.
Ray: Yeah, yeah, we know, Dad.
Frank: Giving a pet means "You're old, I find you boring. Talk to a bird."
Quote from Ray
Lois: Raymond, I just noticed that this background is blue. Do I have time to change into my gray pashmina?
Ray: [shouts] Get back in your place! We're taking this damn picture! Would you see what I'm dealing with here? Are you blind?
Warren: Uh, Raymond-
Ray: Baaah! No habla talkie talkie, okay? I've had it with trying to make everybody happy! I was trying to do something nice! I'm sick of everybody coming up to me, "Oh, talk to Debra." "Talk to your mother." "Why can't my girlfriend be in the picture?" "Oh, I don't want to spend Christmas with them." "Fix it, Raymond, talk." I'm done talking! Don't talk to me anymore, you hear me? If you wanna talk, talk to yourselves 'cause I'm out!
Lois: Maybe I'll just wear the blue.
Quote from Robert
Robert: What are you and Ray gonna get Mom and Dad for Christmas?
Debra: I don't know. Every year it's so horrible. Poor Ray, always wrong. He's over there right now fishing for hints.
Robert: [chuckles] Yeah, hints! Heh, he'll never learn. Mom doesn't give it up so easy. She always gives the same prepared statement every year: "Oh, I don't need anything, dears. I just want two nice boys."
Debra: You two ever try that?
Robert: Nice? It's too much trouble. We used to just go in on some Jean Nate After Bath Splash.